(Revised) Critical Manners

This is a list of commonly cited list of “Do’s and Don’ts” for critical masses, dating back to at least 1998. They are not even guidelines, they are suggestions for guidelines. Please comment, criticise, and make suggestions.

Critical Mass Do’s & Don’ts!

Please Do:

  • Please Do: Talk to strangers, bystanders, bus riders, motorists.

  • Please Do: Welcome people to join us next time.

  • Please Do: Help cars stuck in mass to exit safely out of the mass

  • Please Do: Stop regularly if you’re in front (no matter how slowly you think you’re going, gaps are opening up behind you).

  • Please Do: Stop at red lights when in front to allow the rest of the ride to “mass up” behind.

  • Please Do: Fill gaps; Critical Mass depends on bicycle density to displace cars.

  • Please Do: Remember that pleasure and friendliness are more subversive than anger and blaming.

Please Don’t

  • Please Don’t: Race ahead to block cross traffic before the Mass has arrived.

  • Please Don’t: Ride into oncoming traffic on the wrong side of the road.

  • Please Don’t: Pick fights with motorists, even (especially) if they’re itching for one.

  • Please Don’t: Fail to turn and twist through the city to make the ride more interesting.

  • Please Don’t: Forget to smile and wave and talk to strangers.

  • Please Don’t: Hesitate to tell other Massers what you think of their behavior, whether good or bad. Talk to each other.

  • Please Don’t: Forget we are all responsible to make Critical Mass what we want it to be.

  • Please Don’t: Mass up in turn lanes when you aren’t going to turn in that direction.

  • Please Don’t: Use lanes that aren’t necessary. If there are multiple lanes, let faster moving traffic pass and don’t block them in.

Flyer 2 – Crazy, No?

Flyer 1 (right-click and select “view image”)

First Daylight Ride of the Year!!!

Thanks to everyone that came this evening and made it such a good ride. I can’t stress enough what a pleasure it was to have a nice tight ride without unnecessary provocation or aggro.

Conversation on the ride and and afterwards was pretty productive, leading to the following suggestions:

  • I should get myself organised and post up the flyers I have been banging on about
  • We need to have a masterclass on “corking” “the dynamic of Mass motion” so the uber-cyclists can ride as fast as they want without leaving the pack behind
  • there may have been other stuff but I was drinking and very tired…

I’ll try and get a flyer up in the next 24 hours if possible, then get some information on corking up. Then maybe even a flyer on corking, who knows? The sky’s the limit.

UPDATE – There was also a ten minute conversation on traffic light sequencing, focusing on how to AVOID going through on red, which someone has misreported as “rules regarding when to run a red light”

Since this is such a wallbanger I’ll do another post on just this topic, covering what we talked about, but not just yet as I’ve gone a bit mental with the posts in the last 24 hours.

See Me Save Me

On February 5th 2009, cyclist Eilidh Cairns was knocked down and killed by a tipper lorry in Notting Hill Gate, London. She was an experienced cyclist, making a 20 mile round trip on London roads every day.  The coroner concluded that she was most likely riding ahead of the lorry, which then ran into her rear wheel.

Last year the driver pleaded guilty to driving with uncorrected defective vision and was given 3 points and a £200 fine. He said he did not see her. He is still driving his truck.

Heavy Goods Vehicles count for 45% of all London cyclist deaths but make up only 5% of road traffic. Across Europe 4000 people, mostly unprotected road users such as cyclists, motorcyclists and pedestrians are killed each because of HGV blind spots.

Eilidh’s sister Kate is campaigning for a change in European law to oblige HGVs to fit sensors and cameras to cover these blind spots and save lives.  You can find out more here:

http://www.eilidhcairns.com/campaign

The key actions you can take are

  • Contact your MEP to ensure they sign Written Declaration 81 to bring in this legislation.  Of Scotland’s MEPs, 3 still haven’t signed (Ian Hudghton, Alyn Smith and Catherine Stihler)
  • Ask your friends and family in other EU constituencies to do the same
  • If you want to do more, you could join the campaign group in London on February 14th or in Strasbourg on February 15th and 16th to lobby MEPs in person

Summer fun!

Next Critical Mass is on Friday August 27th, meeting at 6 in George Square as per usual.

There do seem to be more cyclists on the streets than there used to be, particulalry on the occasions when we have nice weather.  There also seem to be more bike-related enterprises.  Glasgow Bike Shed has now opened in the Barras market, and offers reconditioned bikes and advice on maintenance and cycling safety.

On Sunday the Broomielaw will be closed to cars for Glasgow Sky Ride.  There are various events on at Glasgow Green, featuring Chris Hoy and, er, Lorraine Kelly.  Still, if it gets people on their bikes…

June Critical Mass a big success – roll on July!

June Critical Mass in Glasgow

Photo: Robert Mercer

We had a great turnout (and pretty good weather) for Critical Mass on June 25th. We hope to see the same people and more on July 30th for the next one!

Glasgow Cycling Festival

Coming up this month: Glasgow Cycling Festival.  A week of cycling-related events – races, films, competitions and socials.  You can find out more at http://glasgowcyclefestival.cruxof.it/

Glasgow Cycling Festival flyer

September CM and DIY festival

Good to be back, and I hope my bossiness didn’t get on too many nerves!

Friday was a pretty good ride, very civil, and I was impressed at how well everyone was behaved (drivers and cyclists), with the glaring exception of the Bridge Street incident. I’m only going to say that it only happened because people got a bit ambitious and tried to shut down a five lane road with too few people in the Mass, and unpleasantness was the consequence.

Turnout was pretty good, possibly because we were enlisted in the DIY festival (we didn’t mind, but SOMEBODY could have mentioned it surely?) Also kudos to anyone that did some flyering. Next month we should have some new students showing up, once they’ve settled in and got bikes.

Finally, we got talking in the pub about the lack of bike racks around Glasgow, and we may have a plan for next month…. [evil grin]

June & July Mass and Updates

June’s Critical Mass took a western wander, over the Kelvin at Queen Margaret Drive, through Hyndland and back towards the city centre. Slightly marred by some unprofessional taxi drivers at the end, the evening was mostly a success.

Numbers dwindled for July, but the miserable weather obviously didn’t help. It still took place and, after a brisk cycle along the Clyde, a couple of drinks were had at the Belle by those who braved the weather.

A couple of links have been added to the blog, so check them out.

Next Critical Mass is the 28th of August.

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